Saturday, 17 December 2011

Fall of the Indian Rupee


This week the Indian economy witnessed a new setback with the rupee dropping at an all time low of 53.21 .This had to have repurcussions.So,the newspapers are flooded with economists and business gurus' take on the matter.Interestingly, there's something for everyone here.

-NRI's - They are probably the happiest Indians on earth right now. Indians, that they are, they will make a mental note of the  Indian currency equivalent of EACH dollar they earn !

-Currency exchange - The growth of their business just touched new heights and they are having the time of their life !! It makes more sense to rob a currency exchange office than an Indian bank !!

-Pooja Misra - "SPARE ME!!"

-Private oil firms - With the substantial increase in the prices of oil imports they are busy calculating their margin of profit after convincing state governments to introduce new hikes in the price of petrol !!
Now now, save the environment and go buy that bicycle you had your eyes on !

-Aviation industry - American passenger: "Just 5 dollars for the headphones? i'll take 'em !" Australian passenger : "A little more than 5 dollars.Thats affordable,i'll have one" Indian passenger: "Huh ? 265 rupees for freaking headphones!!! u outta your mind?? "
Now, we know why Kingfisher is shutting down !! 



-IPL Players - "Dude, they just signed me for $250,000 ! How much did they sign you for ?" "umm..$220,000" "*in his mind*...*huh..yea loser dats like 1.6 lac more than yours*"

-Pooja Misra - "SPARE ME!!"

-Media - "Sir, 4 se 7 ka slot cover ho gaya hai, nayi breaking news hai.Navjot Singh Sidhu is our special guest.Ek jyotish ko bhi bulaya hai.Shilpa Shetty ki pregnancy ki story kal postpone kar di hai."

-Tourists - "Is baar Haridwar ke darshan kar lete hain, New York phir kabhi ho aayenge..."

-Anna Hazare - I dont even know what he's doing in this list !! But,well he seems to be everywhere..so...btw..is this reason enough for another Ann Shan ??

-Pooja Misra - "SPARE ME!!"

-The common man - Well nobody really pays attention to this party,the one that is most affected by the actions taken by superior authorities in the "system" to handle the "situation" !
Well, what can he say? He will quitely listen to the morning news and sip his tea with a pinch of salt !!

 -Pooja Misra- ...*due to connectivity problems, she could not reach me and so she was spared !!*

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Betrayal

With the curtains being drawn upon our relation,
you've forced me to give it a thought
what was it that went wrong ?
In every high and low, you found me there
and even now your happiness is a part of my prayer.

Through all your sleepless nights i stayed awake,
my vows of friendship never were fake.
While you basked in the glory of limelight,
I let you take centerstage and set myself aside.

Because seing you smile 
gave me inexpressible pleasure,
and all our special moments
i shall always treasure.

All your sorrows made me cry
and now i hold back my tears
as we bid goodbye...

From this heartbreak don't know
if i shall ever be able to rise
But hope that time shall heal 
the pain now i feel

From the chains of friendship that once entangled us
we're both now set free
What hurts the most now is that i've realised 
you never felt the same for me !


Only if it were...

this one thing i didnt wish to happen
this one moment i hoped had passed
this one second that never should've stalled
froze when it came along
a silence submerged yet a cacophony surrounded
a smile appeared and the gloom drowned

this one road i never should've crossed
this one turn that i took wrong
this one journey that i was on
destined it seemed though it was not
solitary stardom blossomimg in autumn
spiraled down into a bottom

this one desire for which i craved
this one romance i longed for
this heartbreak that i never dealt with
this one baggage always i carried along
blurred memories sleepless nights
dreamy visions moody lullabies

this one ambition i never let go
this one dream that i put forth
this one battle i fought in my mind
knights and princes, empires brought down
victories compromised rules bent
this one chase never came to an end

this one fear that came back to haunt
this one lifetime that i wouldn't want
brought to ruins the castle that i build
now that i wish that vaccuum should never have been filled...